Hooch’s Top Ten Excuses Used By Ben Marth After Botching Gems Ceremonial First Pitch

June 6, 2014 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Excuses Used by Ben Marth After Botching Gems Ceremonial First Pitch…

(WGEM Night at the Ballpark is Monday, June 9!!)

10) “Didn’t really need the Cardinals scouts calling me right now.”

9) “Forgot I was a Southpaw!!!”

8) “Hands were sweaty… Mom’s spaghetti.”

7) “Kids. Always blame stuff on the kids.”

6) “Trying to be like my man, 50-cent.”

5) “Just couldn’t find the rubber. Uhh… the pitcher’s mound, that is.”

4) “Hooch was behind home plate. His beauty distracts me.”

3) “Paper cut from all those TV scripts.”

2) “Too much pressure from local mobsters, Billy Bib-Overalls and Muddy Mississippi Mike, to put the fix in.”

1) “Case of the LeBron Cramps.”

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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