Hooch’s Top Ten Reasons Why Derek Jeter Is Better Than You

February 14, 2014 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Reasons Why Derek Jeter Is Better Than You…

Yep, the guy was a stud. (courtesy of ESPN’s SportsNation)

10) Knows ALL the lyrics to R.E.M.’s “It’s the end of the world as we know it.”

9) His winter pool boy? Yep, Don Mattingly.

8) Sends his one-night stands home in a limo. No joke there. He actual does.

7) You lost the vote to be captain of your slow-pitch softball team… twice.

6) Won Star Search as a 7-year-old prodigy tap dancer.

5) He’s King of New York. You lost to Ralph to be King of New London.

4) He played HIMSELF on Seinfeld.

3) He averaged 117 runs over a 19-year career and barely missed a game. You have the runs one time last year and miss two weeks of work.

2) He reached at least third base with Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba.

1) He made it all the way home with Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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