Hooch’s Top Ten Hidden Features In The New Jay Cutler Contract

January 3, 2014 0 Comments

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TOP TEN Hidden Features In The New Jay Cutler Contract…

10) Percentage of owner’s salary going to offensive linemen.

9) Lifetime supply of Band-Aids.

8) Droopy Dog bobblehead day at Soldier Field.

7) Allowed to have an actual pet bear.

6) “Get Out Of Jail Free” card for entire offensive line if not sacked for straight two weeks.

5) Jump to front of the line at the potato bar.

4) Marc Trestman will babysit the kid and wife for multiple Pro Bowl trips.

3) Pass Sid Luckman’s career TD mark of 137 and get what Sid did in 1950 — $3.

2) A new defense.

1) Lead the team to multiple Super Bowl title receive the nickname “Sweeter than Sweetness.”

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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