Hooch’s Top Ten — August 23

August 23, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Repercussions of Hooch and Ben doing karaoke live on Thursday’s show

10) Nickleback will be used as torture if ever need to get information out.

9) Petitioned Webster Dictionary to change the word to “shunshine.”

8) Uptick in cases of ear bleeding at Blessing Hospital.

7) Officially changed their names to Ben Van Winkle and Fresh Hooch of Bel Air.

6) Broc got the hours needed to truly be known as “DJ Hampy.” He is available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

5) Brian Inman is known now only as the show’s celebrity judge and nothing to do with weather.

4) Major cut in pay in order to pay off lawsuits from people driving into bridge embankments just so it would stop.

3) Both need security guards at all time due to the fans.

2) WGEM decided not to follow through on the show’s Christmas album.

1) Ben’s not allowed to visit Europe with anybody named Carrie.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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