Hooch’s Top Ten — August 16

August 16, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Actual Problems With The St. Louis Cardinals…

Fans are struggling to figure things out this year.

10) Too many infected neck tattoos.

9) Fans have been sneaking in Miller Lite and the Busch Stadium mojo has disappeared.

8) The video room’s been broke and players are looking over scouting reports with drawings from John Mabry’s kids.

7) Lance Lynn has lost all his power just eating kale and other nasty vegetables instead of Big Macs and Budweiser.

6) Too many late Nights in Old San Juan with Carlos Beltran.

5) Charlie’s cousin, Joe Kelly, keeps bringing his cat into the locker room and it’s not wearing Kitten Mittens. Nobody can concentrate.

4) Rouge Busch Stadium workers have been flashing laser pointers in the eyes of hitters.

3) Mike Matheny has been watching Tom Selleck’s 1992 classic Mr. Baseball for advice.

2) Who’s used to playing August baseball in 80-degrees?

1) Not enough ‘roids.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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