Hooch’s Top Ten — June 21

June 21, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Ways To Solve The Buffalo Gnat Problem…

10) Stop bathing in Buffalo wing dipping sauce.

9) Stock up on the Twilight books and movies and just wait ’em out.

Guess that’s one way I forgot…

8) See if do a redo is possible on that trade with us sending stray cats to Buffalo.

7) Tell them Kim Kardashian really did name her kid “North West” and see them die laughing.

6) Walk around covered in mud like Arnold in Predator.

5) Put two in a cage and bet on it. Is “gnat fighting” illegal?

4) Invite Bret Michaels back to town and watch the bar flies (and gnats) flock.

3) Really, tiny gnat swatters.

2) Make one kid in the family take one for team and not bath for a week to attract them all.

1) Pray really, really, really hard for an early winter.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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