Hooch’s Top Ten — April 19

April 19, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Reasons Why The Weather Is Ruining Your Spring…



10) Another year not getting that flower bed in full of marigolds, zinnias, and that other one.

9) You have found mud in places you never want to find mud again.

8) Can’t let the kid run around the backyard as it’s now over-populated with gators and algae.

7) Cold ones at the ballpark wearing gloves and long underwear calms the love for baseball.

6) Brian Inman gets even more face time than the lovely Ben Marth.

5) You try getting mud out of a brand new sun dress!

4) Too much lightening nullified Oksana making it from Siberia for your wedding.

3) No chance at getting your crops in because power outage keeps kicking you off of Facebook’s Farmville.

2) The Green Parrot’s new motto — Girls of the Muddy Mississippi — fails to alleviate your depression.

1) You’re a coach.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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