Hooch’s Top Ten — Feb. 1

February 1, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Super Bowl Week Activities for Jack Cornell…

Mr. Cornell

Mr. Galifianakis

10) Searched the swamps for Bobby Boucher and his girl, Vicki Vallencourt

9) Due to a contract dispute, stepped in for Zach Galifianakis in Hangover 3.

8) Tried explaining that back home they use buck and doe spray to actually hunt deer.

7) Signed a lot of DVD copies of Ravens Linemen Gone Wild!

6) Met the president of the Jack Cornell Fan Club — a red-haired guy that goes by Schatt Muckman.

5) Shocked the world by wearing a “Hooch 4 President” T-shirt. Hooch accepts the nomination via Skype.

4) Cooked up some of his famous Cornell’s Cajun Crawdad Jambalaya for halftime appetizers.

3) Won a life-size game of Jenga versus Ray Rice.

2) Also on the practice squad for Beyonce.

1) Picked the beads out of his beard.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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