Hooch’s Top Ten — Signs We’re Too Excited For HS Football Practice

August 10, 2012 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Signs We’re Too Excited For HS Football Practice…

10) Wear mouth piece to interview players and none of the questions are understandable.

9) Carry your own whistle wherever you go.

8 ) You have three-deep depth charts on varsity, junior varsity, and eighth grade squads.

7) Schuck’s been camping out on your tailgate.

6) Make your kids do up-downs for every vegetable left on their plates.

5) Ben Marth’s tweeting about the water boy’s improved technique.

4) Named your kid Unruh.

3) Wore your 35-year-old jersey … and jock strap to the office.

2) Put the entire family on the seven-man sled, which sits in the front yard.

1) Gave yourself a Gatorade shower on opening morning.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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