Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Things You’ve Wasted Your Life Doing While Pat Rafferty Was Winning 500 Games…
10) Listening to disco, glam rock, grunge, thrash metal, new-wave country, and even techno.
8) Trying to help that Nigerian Prince who repeatedly sends you e-mail after e-mail looking for money and goods.
7) Fighting U.S. Cellular over a wrong cell phone bill.
6) Liking. Hating. And liking every professional athlete.
5) Questioning your kid’s junior high coach why Little Johnnie’s not being allowed to demonstrate his post moves he learned at Ben Marth’s Big Man Camp.
4) Arguing with Producer Broc that Shaq WAS an amazing, athletic basketball player who deserves every accolade.
3) Trying to log on to the Obamacare website.
2) 14,701 tweets.
1) Creating, writing, and reading all of these stupid Top Ten lists.