Hooch’s Top Ten Ways The Government Shutdown Has Hit The Sports World…

October 4, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Ways The Government Shutdown Has Hit The Sports World…

10) Gambling debts are starting to be collected.

9) Ticket scalping is now legal! Wait… it already is and it’s called Stub Hub.

Somebody better call The Million Dollar Man!!

8) Ted DiBiase and Virgil are asked to help finance Obamacare.

7) Alcohol sales at Redskins and Capitals games has went through the roof with more politicians attending games.

6) Fewer neck tattoos with too many players uncertain about health care coverage.

5) President Obama’s Tuesday afternoon jump shooting clinic’s been canceled.

4) Famous wrestler Irwin R. Schyster, or IRS, returns from office to settle things in the squared circle.

3) Nobody has a work visa. Well, there goes baseball AND hockey.

2) With nothing to do, many have put on the stripes and became volunteer referees. They disagree over every call.

1) High school athletes are suddenly obese and out of shape with no school lunch guidelines.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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