Hooch’s Top Ten Remedies for “Puig Fatigue” for Players and Fans…

October 18, 2013 0 Comments

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TOP TEN Remedies for Puig Fatigue for Players and Fans…

10) Government shutdown’s over, so that means they’re checking work visas again.

9) Destroy his statue of Jo-bu.

8) Distract him with pictures of Sofia Vergara.

7) Or just distract him with laser pointers and a ball of yarn.

6) Slip some NyQuil in his Gatorade.

5) Diagnose yourself with “Fredbird Fatigue” instead. At least he has a harem.

4) The Puig Drinking Game — Every complaint to umpire means one must take a shot.

3) Bat Flip = Obvious Steroids = Suspension.

2) Watch the video of Rickey Henderson stealing his record 939th base. Puig’s an angel then.

1) Cardinals win Game 6.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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