Hooch’s Top Ten Not-So-Good Ways To End Your Homecoming Night…

September 20, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

* Top Ten Archive

TOP 10 Not-So-Good Ways To End Your Homecoming Night…

10) Alone, despite coming with a date.

9) In charge of the King recount only to find out that the ballot was all screwed up and your name was misspelled, causing people to vote for Hosh Jouchins, the foreign kid from Ukraine, who just showed up to school a week ago, yet somehow was liked because of sad stories of his ancestors in the Crimean War.

Oh, I still have the crown from being King in 2000. Yep, I’m a tool…

8) Dancing with your sister.

7) Dancing with your brother.

6)¬†Dressed as Edward, only to learn she’s a Team Jacob-type of a gal.

5) Finding out you came up one magazine subscription short of taking home that sweet tin of cheese and beef sticks.

4) Wrapping up a podcast of the dance for your blog.

3) Screaming “Checkmate!”

2) The janitor saying “Josh… I am your father.”

1) Prison.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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