Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Repercussions of Hooch and Ben doing karaoke live on Thursday’s show
10) Nickleback will be used as torture if ever need to get information out.
9) Petitioned Webster Dictionary to change the word to “shunshine.”
8) Uptick in cases of ear bleeding at Blessing Hospital.
7) Officially changed their names to Ben Van Winkle and Fresh Hooch of Bel Air.
6) Broc got the hours needed to truly be known as “DJ Hampy.” He is available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
5) Brian Inman is known now only as the show’s celebrity judge and nothing to do with weather.
4) Major cut in pay in order to pay off lawsuits from people driving into bridge embankments just so it would stop.
3) Both need security guards at all time due to the fans.
2) WGEM decided not to follow through on the show’s Christmas album.
1) Ben’s not allowed to visit Europe with anybody named Carrie.