Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Ways Luke Guthrie Will Spend his Rain Delay Moments at U.S. Open…
10) Since near Philly, reenact Rocky 1 with Luke as Rocky and Zach as Mickey. “You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder, Luke!!”
9) Take a shot at being the Philly Phanatic … but with a Blue Devil pitch fork as a bonus.
8) Go visit John Daly at Hooters.
7) Team up with Mac and Dennis for a run at Flipadelphia Tournament.
6) Replace all the silly wicker baskets with actual pin flags.
5) Buy a Father’s Day card.
4) Count number of texts Matt Schuckman sends asking about the weather.
3) Count number of texts Broc Hampshire sends begging for lessons.
2) Audition for the annual Tour rendition of “Bye Bye Birdie.”
1) Practice doing the Bull Dance. You know … feelin’ the flow. Workin’ it. Workin’ it.