Hooch’s Top Ten — May 31

May 31, 2013 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Ways To Solve The Flopping Problem In Sports…

10) A clause in the contract. No money… no problems.

Do they even make the Pinto anymore?

9) Offender must swap cars with the team ball boy for a year — Escalade to Pinto.

8) Forced to watch whichever “Air Bud” movie pertains to his/her sport on a loop the entire next day.

7) Two minutes in a penalty box … with Richard Simmons.

6) Handed a “Best Actor Award” from the cast of The Expendables at The ESPYs.

5) Must babysit Ben Marth’s sick kids.

4) Must babysit Ben Marth.

3) An atomic wedgie at halftime from the biggest fan in attendance.

2) Cup check.

1) Just let them flop.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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