Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Reasons Why The Weather Is Ruining Your Spring…
10) Another year not getting that flower bed in full of marigolds, zinnias, and that other one.
9) You have found mud in places you never want to find mud again.
8) Can’t let the kid run around the backyard as it’s now over-populated with gators and algae.
7) Cold ones at the ballpark wearing gloves and long underwear calms the love for baseball.
6) Brian Inman gets even more face time than the lovely Ben Marth.
5) You try getting mud out of a brand new sun dress!
4) Too much lightening nullified Oksana making it from Siberia for your wedding.
3) No chance at getting your crops in because power outage keeps kicking you off of Facebook’s Farmville.
2) The Green Parrot’s new motto — Girls of the Muddy Mississippi — fails to alleviate your depression.
1) You’re a coach.