Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Signs People Are Tired Of The Cold Weather…
10) Force the kids to suffer in the back seat of the Convertible.
9) DJ Hampy has been spotted wearing his Speedo over his pants.
8) Created Voodoo doll of Brian Inman and forces it to have nightly supper with Biker Barbie.
7) Wearing sandals … with socks.
6) The term “Go to hell!” is now followed by someone on the street asking, “Is it warm there?”
5) Bragging about wind burn just as long as it gives the skin some color.
4) People are burning brackets just to stay warm.
3) Witches have turned in their brass bras.
2) Every snowman in the neighborhood is now flipping the bird.
1) The QHS Blue Devil had to take out a loan to keep his flame going.