Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Ways to Beat the QND Lady Raiders…
10) Find some pre-Christmas Quincy city water and watch them spend all night puking.
9) Inform them Bill Connell said winning really isn’t everything.
8) Send them Nicholas Sparks books, all the Twilight movies, and hope for an emotional breakdown.
7) Secretly turn their cell phones on. Call them the entire game because there’s no way girls can’t answer a ringing phone.
6) Play with a soccer ball. Oh, wait…
5) Have Mike Barton inform Coach Orne that the Cubs will win the next World Series. He’s too furious to coach.
4) Pay off the refs. Heck, pay off the IHSA.
3) Tainted Holy Water.
2) Change last name to “Gengengenbacher.” Three “gens” is always better than two.
1) Recruit Jesus. And then pray a lot.
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This post was written by jhouchins on March 1, 2013