Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Super Bowl Week Activities for Jack Cornell…
10) Searched the swamps for Bobby Boucher and his girl, Vicki Vallencourt
9) Due to a contract dispute, stepped in for Zach Galifianakis in Hangover 3.
8) Tried explaining that back home they use buck and doe spray to actually hunt deer.
7) Signed a lot of DVD copies of Ravens Linemen Gone Wild!
6) Met the president of the Jack Cornell Fan Club — a red-haired guy that goes by Schatt Muckman.
5) Shocked the world by wearing a “Hooch 4 President” T-shirt. Hooch accepts the nomination via Skype.
4) Cooked up some of his famous Cornell’s Cajun Crawdad Jambalaya for halftime appetizers.
3) Won a life-size game of Jenga versus Ray Rice.
2) Also on the practice squad for Beyonce.
1) Picked the beads out of his beard.