Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN New Year’s Resolutions for WGEM SportsCenter…
10) Convince a listener that Producer Broc is actually female.
9) Less Scattergories Thursday Nights with all the married friends.
8) Convince Mike Nelson to get off the roids.
7) See if @IHeartCosbySweaters is available on Twitter for Producer Broc.
6) More oddly-placed Youtube clips similar to Tosh.0 but call it Josh.0 that nobody can see since it’s radio.
5) Us the term “Bootylicious.”
4) Never mix up words. For example — “kick” and “punt.”
3) Ask a high school coach if “shirts vs. skins” is still popular for all teams.
2) References Nos. 87 – 1,110 on Hooch winning his fantasy football league. Go The Church of Kurt!
1) Talk less soccer and more junior high basketball.