Hooch’s Top Ten — Dec. 14

December 14, 2012 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Ways The Quincy Water Problem Has Changed Your Life…

10) Carry test strips on you at all times.

9) The bathroom stinks even before using.

8 ) It stretched out your new skinny jeans in the washer big time.

7) Now have tons of dates since you bath in only AXE Body Spray.

6) Named firstborn child Brita … Water Filter.

5) Forced to drink beer.

4) Forced to drink more beer.

3) Farced dink more drinlto beer. (maybe a few too many beers now)

2) Realized how truly wonderful it is living in Missouri, or a.k.a. “The Better State.”

1) Just like your college days, it burns now when you pee.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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