Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Ways Hooch’s Life is Different than that of James Bond…
10) Never truly figured out what language the British people speak.
9) Dressed to kill is a three-piece … track suit with a hat.
8 ) Giggles every time someone says Octopussy.
7) Lone fight ever in was with a wicked sinus infection back in ’94.
6) Can’t stand the French.
5) Only time comes close to England is when passes through New London on Hwy. 61.
4) Impressive gadget is a Swiss Army Knife with a tooth pick.
3) Sean Connery has only played his life in five films. Not six like Bond.
2) Takes chocolate milk stirred, not shaken.
1) Reference of a Hooch Girl costs you $3 at The Green Parrott.