Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Things Coaches Never Say In Interviews…
10) “We really don’t work on the fundamentals all that much.”
9) “We used Barry Manilow to pump up the team tonight.”
8 ) “Think I’m on suicide watch again after that loss. Coaching fifth graders should be easier, right?”
7) “Maybe if I gave his family more money he’d be playing better.”
6) “Our JV team would have beat us by 20 today.”
5) “I’d cut him right now if he wasn’t my son.”
4) “Heck, yes, I’m going to run up the score on them if possible.”
3) “I would say they play like a bunch of girls, but the girls team beat us yesterday.”
2) “My lucky boxers haven’t been so lucky. Looks like it’s commando starting now.”
1) “I love advice from parents. They truly do know the game better than the staff and I.”
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This post was written by jhouchins on October 26, 2012
