Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Things Going Through Jay Cutler’s Mind When At The Line of Scrimmage…
10) Why are those guys in other colors so mean?
9) I wonder if they’ll do a Laguna Beach Movie? Got work on that tan.
8 ) Punt. That’s a funny word. Punt.
7) Bet I could shotgun two beers by the time the ball gets back to me.
6) Plumber’s crack.
5) I’m going to dedicate this next play to… Crap, what’s her name again?
4) I really miss DOB’s drum solo.
3) And when I get that feeling. I need a sexual healing.
2) This offensive line isn’t getting a damn thing for Linemen Appreciation Week.
1) Oh… so Bruce Willis was actually dead the entire time in that movie! Wonder if anybody else knows that?