Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP 10 Things You Do Better Than The Houston Astros Play Baseball…
10) Predict school, local, state, or national political races.
9) Accidently download viruses on work computer.
8 ) Write a Tyler Perry movie or TV script.
7) Understand The Matrix. Barely.
6) Work out on the Total Gym. Sorry, Chuck Norris.
5) Judge at the local county fair’s Beef Queen.
4) Wear a Cosby sweater.
3) Create a rap masterpiece featuring DJ Hampy.
2) Math. Well, maybe…