Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.
TOP TEN Signs The Heat Is Finally Too Much To Handle…
10) Water pistol packing is at an all-time high.
9) All of the 5K or 10K charity runs are conducted in vehicles.
8 ) The birds are migrating north.
7) The temperature reading in your car reads “HELL.”
6) Schuckman’s caught begging the PGA to move the next Guthrie event to northern Alaska.
5) Women reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” outside are just combusting on the spot.
4) The dog has shaved itself.
3) Your sweat is sweating.
2) Cop says nothing when seeing you walk down the street without pants.
1) The bum in Washington Park actually has water in his brown bag.