Hooch’s Top Ten — Signs the heat is finally too much

July 27, 2012 0 Comments

Every Friday on WGEM SportsCenter I toss out a new Top Ten.

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TOP TEN Signs The Heat Is Finally Too Much To Handle…

10) Water pistol packing is at an all-time high.

9) All of the 5K or 10K charity runs are conducted in vehicles.

8 ) The birds are migrating north.

7) The temperature reading in your car reads “HELL.”

6) Schuckman’s caught begging the PGA to move the next Guthrie event to northern Alaska.

5) Women reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” outside are just combusting on the spot.

4) The dog has shaved itself.

3) Your sweat is sweating.

2) Cop says nothing when seeing you walk down the street without pants.

1) The bum in Washington Park actually has water in his brown bag.

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The host of the only morning sports talk show in the Tri-states, Josh Houchins has been with WGEM since the Fall of 2006 and full-time host of WGEM SportsCenter shortly after. WGEM SportsCenter is dedicated in bringing local, regional, and national topics to a local audience from 7-9 on weekday mornings. * ESPN 1440 AM (also available w/ Android and iPhone app by searching WGEM ESPN 1440) * WGEM.com/sports

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